I love my jammy-laden snack-hissing wifey.
I thought that’s what we wanted
So they’re hot 10% of the time and way fucking hotter the rest of the time?
I mean, I feel like a raccoon most of the time but I did have a guy recently say he was into that.
More like Hot vs Comfy, but yeah. Don’t see a downside if relationship maintenance just means stockpiling Halloween candy.
You act like this is a bad thing
Sounds pretty ideal to me
Sounds like a good deal to me
Sold!
Can confirm, have goth wife, it’s the best.
Almost sounds like an argument for withholding snacks.
Sounds perfect to me!!
Oh hey, it’s my wife in a post.
Queens?🤨
Think Morticia Addams or Vampirella or Elvira.
Honestly I don’t even care about the 10% of the time, but the rest sounds great!
I would like to subscribe to their newsletter.
Goth is a state of mind.
I guess I’m no one.