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Can’t be Jesus Christ.
Jesus drives a Honda, not a Hyundai.
John 12:49 - “For I did not speak of my own Accord…”
Maybe he traded it in?
“Took 3 fucking days. 0 stars.”
Christ must really like those who help themselves; help themselves to that Elantra when they steal it…
Aw hell nah, they capitalized the messiah
Hyundai Elantra?
At least our lord and savior is conscious about fuel efficiency
Forgot to capitalise “Him” though…
“When you got 30+ miles to the gallon, it was then that I carried you."
🎵 Christ will ride again🎵
*Him /s
