>be me
>lifting in the garage
>mom walks in with a plate of tendies with chinese sauce
>always told mom to not to come to the
garage while I lifted
>always told mom to never look me in my eyes while I lifted (its where my demons hide)
>she made eye contact
>the plate fell from her hands
>the young man she had been raising had turned into a FUCKED UP beast
>she covers her mouth with both her hands as she lets out a yelp
>turns around and runs away
>put the rusty barbell down
>calmly walk up to the mirror and smash it as I see the beast too
Gosh dang it /fit/, we were gonna go shopping this
weekend. What do I do now?
WTF is “Chinese sauce”?
A sauce of Chinese origin one would assume
As one might get with a succulent Chinese meal? At McDonald’s???
Ah yes. I see you know your Judo well.
Theres only one option now, Anon. Pick that bar back up.
I am so lost.
Anon is telling a satirical story about how primal and intimidating they are now that they lift weights.
It sounds like a scene from Teen Wolf.
Is it…actual satire though? Or does homie actually think that way?
I take it you don’t lift. It can be difficult for the untapped to understand our mindset. Me btw
