P.S. Ask me anything, because my coffee is really kicking in

  • followthewhiterabbit@beehaw.orgOP
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    1 year ago

    Well you’re rather sweet!

    Okay, again, not what you’re hoping for with a reply, but this is rather wild.

    Friends had a house party that was ocean themed. Rather than choose something sensible like slutty mermaid or hot lifeguard I chose to dress up as a jellyfish.

    I wound like a thousand yards of cling wrap around my body with my sister’s help and aside from looking like a true weirdo, I severely underestimated the overheating problem.

    A few drinks, a packed house, I passed out from the heat and required some emergency ambulance assistence.

    If you’ve never been cut out of like an inch of cling wrap with medical shears, you just haven’t lived.

    Not my proudest moment.