Y’all better move fried chicken back over that line right fuckin now.
Trade for Starbucks
“Dems get Black people but not fried chicken” is certainly a take
Tbf dems are more likely to be vegetarian/vegan, and more likely to be health conscious types that get grilled chicken salads and shit. At least I should say those definitely aren’t things I associate with republicans (the diets I associate with them are carnivore and keto) but with democrat voters.
You may have one piece
Embrace your inner fascist and cross the line yourself to get the chicken you deserve
Weird how they pose Pride as opposite Church…
Well, we all know the gay agenda wants to make church illegal, so…
/s
Ugh, if only.
Not illegal, just a place where they can groom young children for sex.
Oh wait, no, that’s still churches.
I’m a little bit country~ a little bit HP?*record scratch*…
That girl in the red dress needs to be about 15 years younger
No older males on the right? This graphic is “woke”, cancel it, demonize the Japanese, deport them.
It appears that they are doing business things so I don’t think that matters.
The women in blue also look much younger.
I wish it was this peaceful
They even got Chuck Norris’s political affiliation correct. Not that it’s a hard guess.
Don’t think I believe the apple vs windows thing, but the rest looks about right.
It’s not even a windows thing, it’s specifically HP…which makes even less sense LMAO
I believe it. And it seems more of an Apple vs PC representation in the image.
How is apple vs PC different from apple vs windows?
What makes you believe more Democrats are apple users?
How is apple vs PC different from apple vs windows?
Oh man. Well, first of all, you’re about to be accosted by a hundred GNU/Linux users.
Secondly Windows is an OS, while PC is generally a hardware spec. Plus the PC on the right shows HP, which is not Windows, but rather a PC manufacturer.
What makes you believe more Democrats are apple users?
The whole thing is a generalization. I am generalizing based on personal observations.
Well, first of all, you’re about to be accosted by a hundred GNU/Linux users.
Would you like a nice MINT?
I’m not understanding the charts. Is Texas more PC or Mac?
Everywhere is more PC than Mac, by a lot. But chart shows if they only had Mac users in Texas voting, it goes deep blue. PC voters only is more split and favors Trump.
Hmm, okay. Maybe I’m being dense, but how does that tell us where one platform or the other has more liberal or conservative users?
You’re not being dense I promise, it’s a pretty useless data point. My understanding is not many people responding to the poll using a Mac chose Trump, thus it must be the liberal’s choice platform.
What about now?
That’s what the company contributions look like, not what the user base is. That’s like saying it’s mostly conservatives who drive Teslas because Tesla contributes to Republicans.
Well, I’m glad we cleared that up.
It’s more or less accurate, except at the top where the red team guy is respecting a woman.
Clearly the republican picture is attempting to depict the marriage photo of Hank and Peggy Hill.
I assumed he was buying a different woman from her
Women being owned, yeah, that tracks. But a woman owning another woman, much less being allowed to own any property. Don’t be silly.
That image seemed more like “traditional role models, clothes and heterosexual white couples” to me
The woman’s hair should be blonder, and she should be wearing more of a tradwife dress.
Its Japanese though and I think that that IS their traditional housewife outfit.
Same for blonder, I mean they obviously k ow what blonde is but that’s probably plenty blonde to be very blonde to them.
Doesn’t make user criitz wrong.
I read that as “Left is in constant debate with itself” vs. “Right shakes hands and gets down to business”*
*^^horrible ^^horrible ^^business
CNN? The channel that recently spent hours dissecting every stutter and stumble Biden made and just plain refused to talk about the vicious lies and ad hom attacks Trump spent the entire debate spewing, and just didn’t find it worth mentioning how he avoided answering several super important questions? That’s who they think the left gets news from?
Like, at least put the NPR on there lol.
Their change has been fairly recent. They have a right winger running the show now and he wants to court more Republicans.
He was even quoted as saying (paraphrasing) “fox news has a good model to emulate, all opinion shows surrounding an actual news show.”
/Vomit
But that is a good model. Separate the opinion shows from the news shows.
That’s not what they mean, they already are separated they just act like they’re news and have the little “opinion” thing on the bottom of the screen for legal purposes.
What CNN seems to be saying is they want more opinion shows than actual news. When your show is classified as opinion you can lie as much as you want as long as it’s not slandering a corporation that will sue you (dominion and fox)
That’s where they think Democrats get their news from. Notice the donkey.
Your mistake is thinking democrats are “the left” lol
You may want to familiarize yourself with the term “colloquialism”.
That doesn’t magically make democrats “the left” (E: and therefore doesn’t explain why they wouldn’t be fans of CNN, being centrists, at best) lmao
Yeah, it’s hard to explain in the US and Canada, where there are only two major parties, that they don’t represent two ends of a political spectrum. They’re just two dominant parties that have different ideas; on a lot of things, they even agree and don’t hide it.
I wish we, as kids in society, had learned more about specific right-wing and left-wing policies in history and civics so that this distinction could be made more clear. Or at least that we were taught what liberalism is and what neoliberalism is and how they’re different.
But we didn’t and weren’t, so when people think “liberal” they think “left,” and we’re all worse off for it.
But we didn’t and weren’t
Deliberately of course, precisely to maintain ignorance, and keep the Overton window firmly on the right…
so when people think “liberal” they think “left”
Ouch.
I guess both have crazy US-only meanings, because well, “liberal” is the core of the right-wing idea.
Yes, that’s exactly what I mean. It’s nuts that a word means something totally different in one specific area of the world because it’s politically convenient to ignore what it actually means.
All such descriptors are relative; by definition, the Democratic Party is “left.”
The only left US-politician in the last 200 years is Bernie Sanders. The rest of the democrats are just on the “left” side from every GOP statement. Which doesn’t make the democrats left.
You say shit like that and expected to be taken seriously? Even if you were conceptually correct, Eugene Debs is right there. Educate yourself, son.
Who said I expected to be taken seriously?
To me, the least accurate part is picking baseball to represent the right. I would’ve gone with wrestling, NASCAR, or maybe even football.
(I know the Japanese play baseball themselves… maybe it has a right-wing connotation there that’s influencing the choice?)
Japan has one of the more popular gridiron football scenes outside of the US. They also have one of the biggest wrestling & motorsports scenes. That said, I wouldn’t be calling any sport really political on one side or the other but a general working-class pasttime.
Yeah that was a bit weird.
One of the first words Japanese language learning resources teach you is the word for baseball. It’s 野球 yakyuu (“field ball”) btw
棒球 (bàngqiú) in Chinese. Sort of means “stick/bat ball”, but also maybe “awesome ball”.
Americans known in Japan… for nigiri??
Sushi is quite popular in the US, so probably.
I’d assume American rolls would be instead of the nigiri and plain rolls as depicted
Right side should include rolls that have been fried multiple times and soaked in 4+ different sauces
I call this my twix sushi. It’s a deep fried twix, but we cut it into pieces and give you chopsticks to eat it with.
I’m a bit bummed to discover the text just reads:
“Democratic Party” and “Republican Party”.
I hate the Apple association, but everything else feels pretty valid.
Also Pepsi should be coke. and maybe steaks and corn instead of fried chicken.
