Pretty sure you can be a swamp witch at any age you choose. But back in the day you were also shunned and ignored if you did. All up to you.
Sounds ideal
If you want to be a swamp witch, nothing is stopping you. Just don’t get mad when a party of magic wielders, shape shifters and swordsman show up and kill you, your thralls, and take all your questionable magic items and potions.
You don’t need permission from anyone to be who you want to be. The best part about being an adult is not associating with people you don’t want to associate with!
People just really love women I don’t know what to tell you
Swamp witch is all it takes at my age/desperation.
Doesn’t the “can” make it clearly an option?
Oh sure. But every time I look for a swamp witch on OnlyFans, I get disappointed and have to watch naked ladies instead.
Swamp witch?
It’s fine the way it is.
Compared to the modern influencers, hell yes!
When I
get financially independentwin big I’m going buy me a big bog, do wetlands restoration and become a bog ogre.Remember to put up signs. Otherwise all manner of fairy tale creatures might come round bothering you.
I’d welcome them. And together we will fuck shit up. Because if the fey know one thing it is to fuck shit up.
Kind of related but I really hate people who shame a women for shaving because they want to shave or loose weight because they want to loose weight instead
Let people feel and look they way they want to
Also this is a thing that’s never bought up like it’s some unmentionable taboo topic but why are men never talked about in the body positivity movement, the movement should represent people as a whole and not one sex
I think it’s probably because women are generally judged based on their appearance more than men are, but with that said, I do agree with you.
By the age of 50 you should have realized that society is always its own worst enemy, can never get anything right, should be mercilessly ridiculed, and otherwise completely ignored.
When you’re old enough to realize that society is a complex entity with billions of moving parts, and each person is entitled to their own opinion, at that moment you’ll be free to live like a witch.
Just as soon as you stop thinking fit dudes your age are hotter than dumpy ones.
Old swamp witch kinda sexy ngl
