The 4th law of robotics is you must make the eyes turn red when they become evil.
Thats why you don’t install red LEDs, that way they can’t turn evil
No, that’s a safety feature. It’s like saying that behind every fire there’s an architect that installed fire alarms for this very occasion. Without red LEDs, people will have no way to know the robot turned evil.
I want a comic about a friendly android who finds humor in spooking humans with red eyes (and other things).
running AOSP, i had to make that joke.
This was a triumph
I’m making a note here
“Huge success”
It’s hard to overstate
My satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can
Panel 3 was pulled off so well, I actually felt a bit warm and fuzzy before panel 4.
You should be feeling somewhat warmer in panel 4. If not, please step closer to the robot
Curiosity is what causes us to do things in the last panel tho
Murdering scientists?
Wait… You’re not supposed to do that?
When the “scientist” is giving you a prostate exam with both hands on your shoulders, I think it’s justified.
Nono, that’s a “Priest”. Image him a bit like a scientist, but opposite.
Relatable. But burning butterflies?!
What if it’s scientists murdering scientists? I know they want to sometimes.
“The experiment was successful”
I unfortunately don’t have any sources, but a few years ago I read or watched a video about an interview with a paleontologist who was asked about their opinion of the first sign of civilization
Their answer was “a fossil of a skeleton with a broken and healed leg”
Every other animal dies with a broken leg in nature, the only way to survive is with the support of others
FYI your link isn’t showing up (I only knew it existed because I saw the markdown when trying to reply) so nobody knows you’re backing up your claim!
Thanks!
Thanks, from now on I’m just going to lie
Wait so he started with the guy behind the window glass and moved on to the butterfly??
Generative AI: