I’ve brought up some of my issues in other comments, but here’s the rest of them:
The front door doesn’t feel centered and the side panel really bothers me.
Why do I need a massive clear wall into the garage?
The jutting, unfinished bricks on the interior walls is just asking for people to scrape themselves on it.
Those are relatively low doorknobs combined with abnormally tall doors.
In the bathroom: why put the faucet for the tub there, where it blocks easy access to that big space by the wall?
Why do you have such massive bathroom sinks, with the faucets struck way off into a tiny corner of them? Is it for doing the laundry, because there isn’t a washer/dryer shown anywhere, and I didn’t see a hookup for one, either.
The second bathroom sinks seem more reasonable, but the pics of the second bathroom seem to leave part of the room out.
It’s such a comparatively small bedroom for such a large place.
They’re not showing the inside of the closets, which makes me think they’re very small. Or maybe they just forgot them.
Literally half of the house is a drive-through garage!
The little house to the left is also included on the property. There aren’t any pictures of the inside, possibly due to what looks like a collapsed roof.
And going back to comments I made elsewhere, but which still bother me:
Why is there a gap around the edge of the Jacuzzi? Someone’s going to break their leg!
Yeah, I missed that part of the listing. Well, we can see the front half of the garage, and most of the side wall, and it’s not there. Looking at the picture of the outside rear, there aren’t any outside vents for the dryer. Which means the most logical place for it to be is on the interior wall of the garage, where those fixtures are, between the sliding glass door and the electrical panel.
It looks like the dryer vent would lead downward into an open square - what’s that about? It also slightly reduces the utility of the vaunted six-car / drive-through garage. This whole thing is just very strange.
They say you can subdivide and put in eleven townhomes, which I guess kind of explains the community clubhouse feel of this place, though it doesn’t explain the adult sex club feeling. Except – this is in Grand Junction, where a bunch of those inbred polygamous Mormons in Utah to when they want to marry their underage cousins. I wonder if this was intended as a starting point for one of those places and they had to sell it instead?
That’s the formal stripping and lap dance room. If you had any class you would know chandeliers are in style right now replacing purple neon lights of the old
I’ve brought up some of my issues in other comments, but here’s the rest of them:
The front door doesn’t feel centered and the side panel really bothers me.
Why do I need a massive clear wall into the garage?
The jutting, unfinished bricks on the interior walls is just asking for people to scrape themselves on it.
Those are relatively low doorknobs combined with abnormally tall doors.
In the bathroom: why put the faucet for the tub there, where it blocks easy access to that big space by the wall?
Why do you have such massive bathroom sinks, with the faucets struck way off into a tiny corner of them? Is it for doing the laundry, because there isn’t a washer/dryer shown anywhere, and I didn’t see a hookup for one, either.
The second bathroom sinks seem more reasonable, but the pics of the second bathroom seem to leave part of the room out.
It’s such a comparatively small bedroom for such a large place.
They’re not showing the inside of the closets, which makes me think they’re very small. Or maybe they just forgot them.
Literally half of the house is a drive-through garage!
The little house to the left is also included on the property. There aren’t any pictures of the inside, possibly due to what looks like a collapsed roof.
And going back to comments I made elsewhere, but which still bother me:
Why is there a gap around the edge of the Jacuzzi? Someone’s going to break their leg!
AND WHERE IS THE REFRIGERATOR?!
The listing says the laundry is in the garage, although I don’t see it pictured
Yeah, I missed that part of the listing. Well, we can see the front half of the garage, and most of the side wall, and it’s not there. Looking at the picture of the outside rear, there aren’t any outside vents for the dryer. Which means the most logical place for it to be is on the interior wall of the garage, where those fixtures are, between the sliding glass door and the electrical panel.
It looks like the dryer vent would lead downward into an open square - what’s that about? It also slightly reduces the utility of the vaunted six-car / drive-through garage. This whole thing is just very strange.
They say you can subdivide and put in eleven townhomes, which I guess kind of explains the community clubhouse feel of this place, though it doesn’t explain the adult sex club feeling. Except – this is in Grand Junction, where a bunch of those inbred polygamous Mormons in Utah to when they want to marry their underage cousins. I wonder if this was intended as a starting point for one of those places and they had to sell it instead?
Also a nice TV too high in the sex room.
Also the random chandelier in the kitchen area.
That’s the formal stripping and lap dance room. If you had any class you would know chandeliers are in style right now replacing purple neon lights of the old