It’s taking your milk for dairy product replacements

Depends on the oil but cooking oil is organic material so it shouldn’t be an issue.

Depending on what you meant by “very easily impressed with basic factual statements” it could go either way. I’m an adult and I’m happy to admit I don’t know a lot things, sometimes I’ve been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

Then I misread your initial comment I guess. I can get behind that.

Toxic masculinity?

I’ve never known anyone except people on the internet to be all “everyone should be themselves and do what they enjoy”

And then when someone enjoys something that they don’t like it’s suddenly “No, not like that! That’s toxic!”

If you don’t like “disgusting” things or dark humour that’s absolutely fine but don’t call people toxic for liking it. I would say that’s a toxic trait in itself.

I find feet disgusting but I’m not here to call someone toxic cos they have a foot fetish.

The buckfast motto tells you everything you need to know.

Buckfast gets you fucked fast.

It’s intended to be consumed in a park directly from the bottle.

An ungodly fortified tonic wine brewed by people of god. Brewed could even be a strong word, if I had to guess, I would say it’s extracted from a natural reserve which was originally thought to be oil until they realised it gets you shitfaced.

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Same. I’m from the UK so people used to come out at whatever time to clap for the NHS workers. The fun bit was there were no NHS workers near us but I would get home just in time to be applauded by my entire street for working like normal.

I just pinned the new version to the taskbar so I don’t have to mess around with the old version diversion

That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

Please be at least 36

I’m a 30 year old man and I couldn’t imagine chasing 18 year olds. I teach college students, I speak to 18 year olds regularly. They’re not for me.

I was on the other side of this. Our cat was hit by a car, some woman was crying over him thinking it was her cat. Our cat never came home so hopefully that woman’s cat did.

Yeah but it makes them giant.

Eight legged freaks?

I haven’t seen that film in years

Rest so very peacefully

Be boring rather than arrogant. If they ask what you did this weekend or what you’re doing later just say nothing really or watching TV and relaxing. Few words answers, when the conversation isn’t flowing naturally they will just think you’re boring and leave you alone.

Obviously this might not work for everyone but it’s worked for me everytime.

Law and Order: SVU and Elden ring.

The enemies in that game usually leave me violated already.

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