In the long run, we will all be dead, and none of this will matter.

Heavy-handed metaphor is heavy-handed

The landlord has offered to cover it with cheap white paint, but that’s the best he can do

According to anti-gentrification activists in Berlin, other strategies for keeping rents low include hanging washing out to dry from apartment windows and having foreign-looking names on doorbells.

Also, you cannot kill them in a way that matters

If you and your identical twin relished pranking people by swapping places while you were both alive, then you’d sort of need to say goodbye with one last prank.

Is the BDS movement classified as a terrorist organisation? What about ANTIFA?

Poseidon is said to prefer Australian Prime Ministers as sacrifices, but maybe he’ll accept a few techbros.

If they were doing so in bulk, probably. As a one-off for one’s own use, doing so with the fit and finish of the commercial product would cost a lot more.

Given their abundance of geothermal energy (they keep their footpaths ice-free year round and still have enough to power energy-hungry facilities such as aluminium smelters and data centres), Iceland is probably the country that least needs this.

“ancient evils” are usually things like blasphemy, insubordination or having intrinsic self-worth.

Or, as they say in France:

He’s technically not wrong.

At least they didn’t enshittify their existing properties with this crap.

Was he the one they named the firefighters’ tool after?

10% is being generous. The parts of “AI” that aren’t just an expensive way of getting exciting-looking but unreliable results are mundane things like autocorrect, image upscaling models, handwriting recognition and such: unglamorous statistical learning in narrowly constrained domains nobody would claim is on the verge of becoming sentient and spawning the Singularity.

They’re only laughing because deep down they know they’re beta-cuck manlets who will never be an alpha-chad like you. It’s an involuntary nervous reaction to feeling viscerally outclassed and unmanned by your aura of effortless brocious dominance.

Life experience has negative value when the norms of consent have evolved in a matter of decades.

Meanwhile, about half of a cat’s hind leg is what in humans would be the foot.

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