Your right hand? A traditionalist I see.

But wait, he’s supposed to be the evil puppet master

Could CRISPER be used to create a crispier French fry?

Could CRISPER be used to create a crispier French fry?

I used to ask tow truck drivers (when I occasionally met one) which brand car they tow the most. It was always without hesitation “Subarus”

Dillinger

For the stupid among us, what’s the purpose of the switch?

Latest: The Taliban have decreed that any woman caught attempting suicide will be put to death.

I’ll take miraculous treatments we’ll never hear about again for $200 Alex.

This is just capitalism at work. Capitalism = enshitification, exploitation, and destruction.

Yes. This is how Americans say “hello!” To each other.

In Russia botulism is still considered a sauce.

No. They meant that the pulonium 358 took a week longer to work than they thought it would.

HA HA!