Bugkake

Taste like car keys

You’re assuming I don’t always have my phone in my hand anyways.

Elder statesman millennial here (38 at this point). There’s a pocket on my phone case. I have to carry a phone. Why not make my phone my wallet?

Hard to wear clothing that both keeps sun off and heat out.

Bad faith argument. The topic of discussion is reasonable in city trips, not cross country slogs. Op is frustrated his city banned public funding for trains, ergo his question is about getting around his city. Your statement, exposure to the elements, is made more eloquently elsewhere, due to things like rain and snow.

Your filter is bad.

That’s why you email them…

You’re telling me you got your doctoral in only 4 years… Consider me a skeptic Dr. Kitty Cat.

“hey boss, I know you told me not to ask again, so I am not, but in the event you change your mind, I have your upgrade ready to go.”

Fair and honest, except the titles. Thank you, tiny badass motherfucker. I accept.

What if I called you a badass tiny motherfucker?

Mad libs!

I thought they had a thing for getting blasted in the face for a bit there.

By that logic, you cannot tell how fast I’m walking without my circumference.

They in fact cannot. Neither California nor Texas is prepared for freezing in any sense of the word.

Im not sure they’re issuing blanket dismissal. Parts of Texas are indeed ugly. I’m sure part of you is ugly to, but that doesn’t mean all of you is ugly, you beautiful bastard.

Obsidian has a recipe plugin.

I mean, yeah, but why would the Republicans lift theirs…

You can get a decent pair of sonys for €150? The conversion rate must be better than I thought!