Useful to be reminded how many people don’t vote. The polls are always about likely voters; they don’t include those who won’t vote. So the 50:50 split is a nonsense; neither party likely has more than 1/3 of the electorate behind them, with a whole 1/3 disengaged from the whole thing.
Badly written headline - what was covered in poop? Thailand? The balcony?
This would be clearer: “Naked British tourist, covered in poop, falls from balcony in Thailand”