God is a sigma

The rest of the phrase is “get along little doggie”. Basically the worst thing you could say on a Wednesday.

I hope they can handle the centuries of persecution and capital punishment.

Will be stolen soon

Visiting Starbase 80 is on my bucket list.

Putin is about to relocate to Siberia

So my lack of sleep because I am anti-depressed?

I design optics and I’ve seen a return request because they “couldn’t see the target” and included photos to show what they meant. The customer installed it backwards and didn’t bother trying the other way.

He only has 50 pounds of it, barely enough to get thru the week

If you’ve ever been to China there is already villages everywhere, including on these borders. They are just doing the same thing they did to Xinjiang, pack it with easterners to dilute the local population and strengthen its claims. YouTuber “Little Chinese Everywhere” just did a tour of some of these villages bordering Nepal and India.

Fuck these water companies. Stop buying bottled water.

It’s all a lie anyways. Repubs now stan for Russia and authoritarian rulers like they are teen girls at a Taylor Swift concert.

I fantasize about having a maid because I hate cleaning my house. Maybe they too find cleaning tedious.

Carrots have changed a lot since then. Now they come with a chemical that turns bunnies into mindless sex fiends.

Don’t need to jailbreak, it already works with pirate sites with the right app

As a Gen-X representative what is tiktoks?

I just want it to stop interrupting my music because I got another spam email. Its either all notifications or nothing.

Britian pre-brexit kicked ass!

Last year I was like “camping in summer, I don’t need a thick blanket” then winter came for 1 night 🥶