MURDERER

Well, I guess we’ll still end first

Pretzel buns are where it’s at

I would like to downvote this

You can buy Harry Potter toys at Walgreens. Joanne’s brand is doing just fine, transphobic and misogynistic as she may be.

No, fart_pickle knows all.

Yeah, or when it says The New York Times is leftist.

Helpful for keeping me honest about checking sources, not always very honest itself.

This is correct. Additionally, some distributors have licenses in multiple states.

France does have Mimolette, which is delicious, if a bit strange. Italy is definitely taking the worm cake, though. No freaking thank you.

It’s only a lot for a grocery worker if cost-of-living is similarly low. It is not.

1970s predictions for pollution levels were wild

It’s funny because we’d actually be giving ourselves the handout because we actually pay taxes.

Glad to hear it, but this is absolutely the least they could do.

invest as much of your money as you can in the stock market

So, $0 because my body is too broken to be commodified. Can’t buy anyone’s vote. Sad.

HELL YEAH

So god damn good too