Which one is Mary, and which Jesus?

So does that mean they no longer have nuclear capabilities?

Does she chew with her mouth open?

Somebody’s family is having a rough week

Finally.

An appropriate opportunity for a headline writer to use the word ‘slammed’ and they went with ‘hit?’

JFC

Ok, but why do I smell hippos??

My brain

They will now be known as Doctors With One Border

Maga

Eh, they had a good run 🤷‍♂️

You know shit is serious when world leaders start slamming things

So I do still swear and curse…

But now I do it literally.

“Yeah, our quarterback sucks and we haven’t won a game in 3 seasons, but they’re my team and I love them”

That’s it. That’s as deep as it gets with magats.

You cheer your team and you boo your enemies. You don’t need to know why.

Texas is a pretty terrible place. And it’s huge. Have fun.

Nobody had a faster robot?

Same, tbh

AFAIK even gay guys love boobs. I’m pretty sure everyone loves boobs

If you don’t understand socialism, sure.

If the cameras are all right next to each other it’s fine. Otherwise, their eyes get all wonky and I really don’t like it, it kind of makes me uncomfortable

What??