That makes me want to see if an old blog is still posting… Overheard on the Tube, Overheard in London, something like that…

Maybe something like a Teasmade, which you can set to make tea at a certain time, like a caffeinated alarm clock.

Perhaps if your eyes are on the forehead and mouth. It’s more like a shadow effect.

It took me a bit to recognise that as describing “effete”. I don’t think you found the best definition - the main way it’s used today is affected, overrefined, and effeminate.

Where exactly did Hashem define the boundaries, and are we obligated to conquer those areas?

Yikes.

This could have been a really interesting question if OP hadn’t been so vague. As is, there’s too many interpretations to answer. Do they mean the physical connections? The protocols and services like IP, DNS and BGP? The world wide web, with its sites, links and search engines?

Does OP consider the Dark Web its own internet? Or a large corporate network its own internet? What about self-hosting a huge number of services in your own home?

I honestly don’t know if he meant that as a joke or an advert.

Their app and website are both atrocious. I’ve got a rant somewhere on Lemmy about once time it made me scream with impotent rage over the UX experience, and I’m someone comfortable with editing the DOM/scripting to fix the worst of it.

I’d assumed they believe in reincarnation (or the boring typo explanation), but I like your reason better.

Well, said at least - this story’s almost a decade old.

That’s a hilarious solution.

I’m surprised that this is a genuine answer, I was expecting something else with a product name like that.

Wired headphones are great, and my mouse has a cable too. I might be a dinosaur.

This is definitely the common one, even if it is a bit wordier than some others suggested here.

No idea what the downvotes are about.

I think that because you’re attributing those views to “the citizenry”. I can only go on the words you’ve used, and you’ve used a word that describes the whole country’s population, not a small minority.

The make-up and mindset of the citizenry doesn’t change just because the government changes.

It’s a small minority from the far right rioting, with massive counter-protests. You’re trying to say the whole population is rotten based on a few negative examples, which ironically is just what the racists are doing themselves.

I’ve raged at the incompetent UX design so many times, like recently when I was trying to add videos to the currently playlist in a certain order, since you can’t reorder yourself. The mini player blocked the controls I needed for the last item on the page, but closing the player wiped out the playlist. Cue scream of rage and a few choice words at volume.

I can’t find a suitable word in English, but I’m shocked and dismayed that German doesn’t have anything we could steal.

There’s a lot of smaller communities that are only kept going by one dedicated poster, or never got the critical mass to keep going, which is a shame.

Hang on, if you’re using CrowdStrike but not getting the updates, then why are you using it at all?