DoctorButts

Oppai Succubus Academy exists. So where the fuck are all of my Oppai Succubus Academy clones?

Following up Studio TRIGGER is gonna be a tall order, but I will remain hopeful. I loved Edgerunners.

Penises are adjacent to my line of work, but are still outside my area of expertise

I named all of the worms on my team Shake and Bake, Bake and Shake, etc.

At one point in time, I downloaded a ton of Austin Powers sound bites and used them for all the voice lines

Me and my friend had a handshake agreement to only use the grappling hook once instead of zipping around the entire map with it since we were both too good with it. Actually I am amazed that our friendship survived this game given we were both way too intense

I wish the Holy Hand Grenade would show up in more video games, regardless of whether or not it would even make sense for it to be there

I’m not gonna talk you down. U rite

Thanks for reminding me about this movie. Been meaning to watch this for a while.

edit: it was really good!

Recently… Deadlock

Aw yeah bring on the downvotes

Follow up question: if he was a zombie, would you marry him?

Hell yeah. Also fuck thin scroll bars.

When you could walk up to the strippers in Duke Nukem 3D and they would flash their titties at you.

Beehaw’s primary identity as an instance is “to be nice to people” which you know what, that’s fine, but personally I think it’s super annoying lol. Also there are some users from that instance who were also outspoken and especially annoying but I don’t see them commenting as much these days.

I quickly realized professional artists can recreate eachothers songs, from scratch, in like a few hours.

Lol as someone who produces music for a hobby, this amused me. My actual niche in production is doing song recreations like that.

Yeah. It’s originally from Reddit, though.

“Updoots to the left <<<<<<”

edit: thanks for gold kind stranger

edit edit: wow 69 upvotes, thanks y’all are too kind

Why should I watch Re:Zero? (not adversarial, I’m curious)

What an imbecile. Mercury is a planet. It is too large to be hidden anywhere on a chess board

Dollar Trre

Is Dollar Trre the Dollar Tree version of Dollar Tree?

Yeah man, it’s the Synchronized Naval Warfare Exercises. They went with a classic selection, The Blue Danube. Brought a tear to my eye watching those carriers and battleships dancing on the water like that.

I’ll never understand how “woke” became the word they fixated on to use as an insult. So the opposite is being asleep? Slept? Like, you don’t want to be awake and aware?

lemmy.ml

It’s like walking around with a tattoo on your forehead that says “I’M A FUCKING IDIOT”

I don’t know if i’ll get the chance to talk about Bruce Coville again anytime soon, but I wanna share that he had one of the most evil ideas for the end of the world in another series.

I forget the series title but the MC was named Rodney, the antagonist was an evil psychopath kid named Billy, and Billy wanted to end the world by somehow trapping it in the orbit of a black hole, so that as the Earth traveled closer and closer to the middle, that time would eventually freeze in place for everyone forever. For some reason it has always stuck with me as a gold standard for “crazy supervillain ideas for ending the world/humanity” and it’s something I compare all fictional villains’ evil plans against. Lol.

Edit: Aliens Ate My Homework