That’s a sad keyboard! Whatever caused @cloffwrangler pain can’t actually contain madness! Thanks, that’s quite puzzling…

(All that requirered astonishingly absent caps.)

Reminder to never use a free VPN. If you need one, research a reputable one. If a VPN is free, you are the product being sold (or exploited)!

Another paragraph masquerading as an article. Ironically, probably written by AI…

I think that when it comes to food safety, you should definitely just ask random people on the internet…