I’m actually happy to see Truss lining up with Farage. I know some people like big Nige but I haven’t met a single person who has a positive thing to say about Liz Truss. Hopefully she drags him down with her

I remember a lot of effort being put into teaching us to stop, drop and roll if we were ever on fire. Kinda thought that knowledge would have been put to the test by now, but I haven’t even been on fire once!

PREGANANANT

People over here are starting to get the perfect bright white teeth that America popularised now. I hate it, looks so fake. We derisively call it “Turkey teeth” because they often fly to Turkey to get it done on the cheap.

I remember thinking they probably just found actors who wanted to die anyway

I just clap on my doorstep like a true philanthropist

New Balance do wide fit, but they’re expensive to buy from their website and hard to find elsewhere. I usually keep an eye on Amazon and pick up a pair whenever they’re cheap

Are you saying contractions are contrarian nonsense?

I think he’s struggling with the “purpose” part, that’s why he’s so busy being a dipshit

Nobody says rent free anymore

I get it a lot, I’m guessing from randomly trying usernames

Pay for your own food you bum

How is it still expected for men to pay in this day and age. When I’m on a date I’m looking for an equal partner, not a dependent.

Yep. Speaking of which, I haven’t heard anything from Notch in a while. That’s nice.

The best selling game of all time was made by a colossal tosspot, maybe he’ll have some luck.

If that were true, then it would be trans men getting the most attention because they’re the ones cheating their way up this hierarchy. In my experience, 99% of the hate is directed at trans women.

The bums will always lose!

My brain parsed it fine. Maybe I’ve spent too long online and I’ve adapted to the lack of punctuation.

This relies on knowledge of the common saying “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”. If you’ve never encountered that saying, this post probably looks like word soup.