Real…

Several, actually.

Indeed, a prophecy fulfilled–Maelstrom. An soon-to-be hypercane, and extinction event. It will eliminate most, if not all life on Earth, due to climate change inaction. Or, abortions. It depends on whether you’re a failed one or not.

My congratulations, America. Bask in your victory, oblivious to the true damnation you have caused. May humanity peacefully protest against the now-inevitable cataclysm you have brought upon yourselves.

Wretches.

First sentence is normal, then reality gradually crumbles. Outstanding.

Gonna put on MSNBC 24/7 instead. Ah, someone already did that for me!

It’s not minimal at all. Forbidden West load times on PS5 are radically shorter than PS4. Final Fantasy XVI’s transition from world map to area is a second-long black screen. It’s a world of difference from last generation. Nearly two minutes, to a quarter of that, is not mininal. Loading time improvements quickly add up.

PS5 versions of PS4 games consistently look and perform far better. Again, the jump between Forbidden West on PS4 and PS5 is night and day. I’ve seen both versions, and I’ve seen plenty of footage. They’re easily distingushable. The PS5 is literally the PS4 Pro’s graphics at a locked 60FPS.

Yes, the PS5 is disappointing–but stop fucking lying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59z99LkdF10

I’ve actually gone with Cync. No hub. Setup requires Bluetooth, but isn’t required for use. Works remotely. VPN isn’t causing issues. I exclusively use my phone for control. Works perfectly fine.

Alternatively, alarmier alarm clock.

It’s actually very clampicated

It’s true. The demon is called “Trump”.

That’s horrible. I want you on my design team.

flying gorila

At the very least, the keyboard functions for power.

There is plenty of room on the front for a power button. Should have removed the headphone jack.

Lol, lmao.

It’s kinda cute

I mean, why not

I didn’t give them money for my Pixel. I used AdNauseam, cost them over $2,000 in advertising losses, and then bought one.

Trollface.

Pixel and GrapheneOS, or any device compatible with CalyxOS.

What if they made a good game after the PS2 era /s

Finally, a game I can actually look forward to playing.

Nothing.

Me at 5: I want to be an astronaut

Me at 15: ??? racism probably

Me at 20: Climate change is an existential threat to all life on Earth and I must do my part to ensure total extinction doesn’t happen, at all cost

As Louis Rossmann says, listen for it as it falls. Don’t look for it. You’ll always hear where it lands.