First I’m hearing of this kind of person existing and I am truly horrified to the core

Git lfs

Yes, and I hardly go through the stack in a week, but having a large reserve safeguards against exactly what OP was talking about. Clothes wear out and get damaged, would be a shame to have to reinvest in a new set if the death of just a few depletes the reserves.

Aha! You activated my adhd trap card. Bought 50 pairs of the same shirt, 200 of the same socks and underwear, 20 of the same shorts, threw out everything else. Cya decision fatigue or the spoon robbing experience of ever having to buy clothes again.

I really love the diversity of styles across them. All really distinct, look great and contain relevant symbolism.

Obligatory https://xkcd.com/927/

Yeah, two strokes sounds about right :/