We have a ghost living in our microwave. We’ve been sitting there, in the middle of a meal, and the damn thing turns itself on. Probably doesn’t help that half the town was built on an Indian burial ground.

Yeah, but what quality blood are you getting? Vampires hunt. They select. “hey come lookitthis afore I flush it!” is going to get you some dudes, but they’re gonna taste bad.

Your 80 year old dad used DOS. Make your 30yo use it for a year exclusively and he’ll be fine

I was today years old when I found out they were different groups

Not every woman is white

I fucking lived it. Do primary sources work for you?

Come on over, I’ll put on a pot of bear shit coffee and see if you disagree

Remote work to a slow computer.

Okay I’ll learn how to make better coffee

You’ve never seen a mockingbird peck at a cat’s butt all afternoon

No

not according to the 14th amendment

Hell yeah

we just leave the bags in our car and fill them there

Our Lord Moist Towelette shall come to wipe us all out at the time of the final purification

That Rome’s a typo

infintiny? you bloopid monkye

Well, you can use the books as a form of random number generator. Maybe this can work for the blind in a much, much more compact form than a braille book (which, if you’ve never seen are fucking huge)? I don’t know. I’m sure whoever buys it has some reason they want it.

I liked the magic system a lot more than XV (where I felt like I could never use it). That’s the one thing I remember from it.