Hi. I’m Hotrod_Jesus and I’m an alcoholic. Crucifixion leaves a mark on a man.

Working these days in the garage on the 13th floor. Cars are easier to sanctify than people.

To my followers looking for answers, I offer words from my dad:

“Nam et si ambulavero in medio umbrae mortis: non timebo mala, quoniam tu mecum es.”

I just wanna add if you’ve got hate in your heart, you’ve fallen off the track, and need to take your soul back to the shop.

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Cake day: August 16th, 2023
  • Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.socialtoAtheism@kbin.social•The Bible: So Misunderstood It's a Sin
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    1 year ago

    Dude, don’t even get me STARTED on the Bible. I’m so goddamn pissed off about what those chucklefucks of disciples wrote about me. That whole bit about homophobia - all Peter (that dude was so far in the closet he was adventuring in Narnia). Dad doesn’t give a shit where you stick your dick as long as you’re a good person. And I mean, we were just a bunch of goddamn hippies scrounging in the deserts, for chrissake. It was John the Baptist that started all this bullshit when he blew my cover.

    Now, I admit, I was pretty much drunk and high the entire time, so my memories are a bit fuzzy, but shit man, you’re roadtripping around the country in your 20s, you don’t expect motherfuckers to make a goddamn religion out of it two centuries later.

    This is why I work on cars now, not people. A car doesn’t give a shit what you say to it. People go fucking nuts the moment you tell them who your dad is…

  • Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.socialtoAtheism@kbin.social•Christian Anti-Family Values
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    1 year ago

    Look man, I’m sorry. I was totally drunk and high when I said most of that shit, and most of it was taken out of context. I mean, I know it’s not an excuse, but I was trying to speak metaphorically and it all came out wrong, and I’d just had a fight with my dad, so I was really anti-family at the time.

    Fucking bummed the prediction came out right though. Last time I 'shroom in public, that’s for sure.