Doesn’t seem to help 🫠

That’s a big chungus

I think he had a stroke or strokes at some point during Hercules

It should be whiskey like the founders intended

Couch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas

Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1984. JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 2004. When will Americans wake up and stop them?

The couch is a metaphor for American political discourse. JD, the crude white “Everyman” that has been rawdogging it a la Gingrich for the past several decades. This went over your head?

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

Tried to break their hand with their legs, classic mistake

Monsieur Caleidoscope

psssh , I never saw any belter boots on Earth

Damn dude, get the fucking bee out of your bonnet

Aww, look at that gormless smile

Good god though, he looks like a wax facsimile of himself. Guess that’s why he melts all the time

I was just wondering the other day, is the LD50 of caffeine different for us than for the norms?

Well you see I’m a major GEN er alllllllllllll

But seriously Wikipedia, YouTube guides, enthusiast forums. Usually try to read from multiple sources

Perception check dc +1 environmental - Costco, +1 for each kid (+2 if free roaming)

Had her soul stolen by a camera though smh

My take is the bullet actually passed through his head, but there’s nothing there so he was fine

Next you’ll be wondering where all the American soft power went, except I bet you’re too dumb to know what soft power is

Must be tough putting your life on the line to protect a child rapist