Middle Eastern street vendor to holy crusader: I’ve been saving this for the right crusader, and I can tell you’re the one who should take this once in a lifetime official artifact of Christ. I’ll give you a great deal on it.

Catholic enters the chat: What’s this about god teaching self love?

Quite the chance card you drew…

Sorry you have to go through this! Seems like a valid excuse to call out sick if you’re in the ER.

I don’t think evidence based arguments are what they are waiting for.

We need to invest in new battery technologies, not lithium mining.