Alabama is a very cruel and inhumane place full of borderline retarded sociopaths.

That’s what I do, but I always eventually get paranoid that people will recognize my username and make jokes at my expense. In my mind having a long-term username turns me into a public laughingstock.

I’ve been on Lemmy since the exodus, but I’ve gotten into the habit of nuking my account every time I fuck up with some stupid comment.