Quantum is when two things at the same time

Frequently, yes.

All I want out of this is Henry Cavill in a poorly made Voltron costume fighting Kaiju in a Godzilla-style miniature city.

There was a reddit thread where a guy clearly got his dick stuck in a M&M mini tube and refused to admit it, referred to it as a “cylinder” stuck in a tube, and really stuck to the bit.

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So you’re telling me if I stop breathing I’ll never get older? I’m in!

So… nihilism?

This is what Ilya saw…

This is one of those movies I will only learn about through memes.

The Report of the Committee Appointed by the Royal Society to Consider of the Best Method of Adjusting the Fixed Points of Thermometers; And of the Precautions Necessary to Be Used in Making Experiments with Those Instruments

Seems fancy and legit, I see no reason to actually read it and confirm the info.

I like this version better than “he had a fever when he measured 100 degrees” so I will choose to believe it without further research.

I hope you are correct.

It’s just a really big coincidence that god happens to want all the exact same things they want and when their book explicitly says otherwise (taxing the rich, being generally kind to people) it’s actually a deeply convoluted metaphor for actually doing exactly what they wanted in the first place. Isn’t god “great”?

As long as they don’t fuck it up in a similar fashion to seemingly every other thing they have tried for a couple decades.

Live by silly rules, die by silly rules.

To shreds, you say…

Assuming it takes its answer from search results, and the search results are all affiliate marketing sites that just want you to click on a link and buy something, this makes perfect sense.

It’s about as entertaining as being on a crashing plane.

You can’t stop smoking until you start smoking…

And Trump keeps looking mildly Asian…

Imagine having to make up an entire series of math lectures just to cover up your search history.