My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9
Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me
Ok but Chivalry II is the best multiplayer game of all time
What other game can you throw a peasant at an enemy knight for the kill
I wish i had a train of thought.
Mine is more like a racquet ball of thought
Why else would it be called teabagging?
Thats how you’re supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption
Because after the xteenth time inviting myself to their plans its hard to convince myself im wanted around those people
“Im not trying to be overly sensitive i genuinely just dont get the joke. Explain it to me. Make it funny.”
Thats the best part about satisfactory
Just build a new level of foundation platforms above the spaghetti
Cover your shame
Im more on the
“I need you to repeat that second half because something you said in the first half sent me down an entirely different line of thinking and i stopped listening to you and only pretended to”
Side of things
No one is asking you what your favorite medieval weapon is?
You’re not playing enough Chivalry II
Heavy Mace son
Ever been to a walmart in a small town on saturday?
Where the only thing to do in town is go to the walmart…
Its that but with enough gas pumps to fuel the military
Yes I will sell a kidney to keep suing this company that has more money than god for the privelege of (let me check my notes) paying them thousands of dollars per year to not get drunk in their fancy exclusive club
Spend weeks automating your documentation
You will surely not regret spending that much time on something that probably wont be used
Vinland saga
Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately
They both had the same problem.
Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.
I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?
Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.
I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie
Me throwing grapes:
Flight of the conchords
Its extra funny because they are on a beach… surrounded by water
How dare you make me remember discrete math this early in the morning
“What do yall say we go get thrown out of an applebees?”
Years of eating irradiated spiders out of the microwave wasted
You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives