That’s what she said.

By legally trespassing, they mean that it fits the legal definition of trespassing. Like legally blind, or legally insane.

I’ve played Battletoads and Double Dragon. It’s exactly what it sounds like, and not the type of game that keeps me interested for very long.

I have never even heard of any of the others.

EDIT: I looked them up, the other three were Japanese games. Which I suppose is fair. It’s not like the Switch is an American console, their Japanese customers probably remember some of these games.

Still not excited at all about Battletoads and DD. When you mash up one game (BT) with the game it ripped off (DD), you’re not going to see much innovation.

Yes. And it would be nothing but the creepy baby face sound.

I’m glad she’s ok, and I hope they don’t give her too much trouble about it.

Personally, there are few rules or procedures that should stand between a parent and their child.

Oh geez. What did my wife do this time?

I think as individuals, most all of them are opposed to child abuse. Protecting children from “woke groomers” is one of their unifying battle cries.

Sadly, their tribalism is stronger than their concern for the kids. Once one of their own is accused of child abuse, they rally to their defense. In their mind, they are the good guys, and someone who’s on the “good guy team” could never do something like that. The only reasonable explanation is that they were wrongly accused or there was a terrible misunderstanding, or sigh they deserved/ asked for it.

Of course, this rabid tribalism attracts MORE predators. As long as they can convince everyone that they are “one of them” they know that they can get away with a few more lies than if they were hanging out with independent thinkers.

Now is the time for empathy.

Imagine your favorite game was getting shit on by literally EVERYBODY on the Internet. You’re probably going to want to defend your favorite game. Especially if you’re in a community dedicated to people who play that game, you’ll probably have many other people jump in and help you defend it.

I don’t know why people enjoying a game you never bought bothers you so much.

For reference, I also tried it on Gamepass, but I didn’t make it through the tutorial because the game kept crashing. So, no love for it here, but why bother complaining about those who had a better time than us?

I’ve never played a Metal Gear game. (I know, I know)

But I’m pretty sure this character has ADHD. She somehow ran out of the house and forgot to tie her shoes, put her arms in her sleeves, and put on pants.

He just stepped out to grab some milk and cigarettes, he’ll be back soon.

A mild orange cheese.

They just wanted something to play at the Police station.

You publicly announce that you raised enough for the second best private eye in the area, and also secretly hire the number one. Tapping head gif

So, I’m not sure where everyone else is, and maybe I’m in the wrong, but, Why?

Not meeting “safety standards”?

Did they leave out the epilepsy warning or something?

This doesn’t feel like “keeping people safe” to me. Fuck the police.

It was the one to rule them all.

John Gotti was the Teflon Don.

It’s just coincidence (or is it?) that Trump’s first name sounds like the highest title in the Mafia.

He’s just so smart that he finds a way to get out of it. Remember, kids, only suckers pay taxes!

Smart, rich, lucky, even if any of that is true, being good at evil doesn’t make it less evil.

So sick, yet so true.

I’m right there with you. I won’t deny that there’s a chance that it’s just a side effect of being old, but I nodded off more than a few times.

I can’t put my finger on it either, but everything just felt like a chore. I must quit playing it for months and only fired it up to finish the story because I knew I had to be close, and I couldn’t leave it like that.

I’ve never even noticed another player’s skin. Who are they showing off for?