Right? How about this: I’ll keep the swearing to a minimum if you remove all the religious bobbles from your desk and stop talking about God. You don’t have a monopoly on being offended, and respect goes both ways.

Flint, Michigan has some questions…

More or less damage than he’s currently doing?

A swaddled baby is anything but floppy.

Except maybe the head.

“I wanna drink some milk, but it’s so flimmin-flammin hard to open.”

You mean “party socks”…

I’m gonna go ahead and believe you this time, but I’ve been told size doesn’t matter a few times before…

Gandalf was going to tell a tale about Bilbo’s life during the party, and Middle Earth doesn’t have slide projectors.

“Monetization Director at Ubistft”

Get fucked, dickbag!

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Well, the horse is a cardiologist, so the patient list is pretty apparent.

Given what we know about the church, this very well could have been a case of being drugged and coercion.

So it’s a perfect representation of government.

It’s so thoughtful of them to disconnect from the government so fully and then send out letters ensuring they are put on every watch list we have.

No problem helping them if I ever saw them actually ride. Mostly it was standing around moving the board back and forth with their foot while talking, then kicking it up to carry on to their next destination as the actual riders rolled off.

Current AI is a glorified predictive text keyboard.

Posers.

It’s what we called kids in the 80’s who would buy and carry around a high-end skateboard just to look cool but had no ability to ride it.

Dude, you can get Miralax on same-day Prime… Even in New Zealand!

I don’t know or hang around with many black people, but I do hear all of the stuff pointed out here on the regular any time I see a group of rednecks at the local farm supply.

Plus, internet meme culture has vastly changed the language landscape where, for example, phrases like “you don’t think it be like it is, but it do” are used by people from all walks of life.