Didn’t the French have a solution to this problem? Something about heads, or a lack there of.

Lmg, he’ll be exempt from this surveillance along with all his rich ass-hole buddies

For me an office is so foreign, lol. Maybe it’s partly because my car has functionally been my home multiple times in my life. But there is also something so comfortably isolating about being able to lock myself in the car with some music where nobody can talk to me and the chaos of the world can be left in the rear view mirror for a bit.

I think everyone needs a space like that just for themselves, and needs to create it for sanity purposes. You’ve chosen your office and I the shitty little Civic Si sitting in the drive, and both are simultaneously boring tools and personal sanctuaries.

I could never do this, my car is one the few sacred places that can be truly my own. I’m not even sure I can let someone else sit in the driver’s seat

I thought at first this was a sad story of a medieval man having a particularly bad week

And yet we still burn the books

An executive is trying for that 500% raise this year

I still cant get any of my friends to realize that talking on the phone is LITERAL FUCKING HELL.

I can’t hear you cause I’m deaf, I can’t understand you cause I can’t see you, and I don’t know how to respond socially cause your not right in front of me. Also, just because I have a phone absolutely does not mean you get to hijack my time whenever you want, only I get to do that.

If you want something, just text. I’ll respond (maybe) when I can actually think of a response.

And yet your not allowed to send money to people

It’s just corporations and rich assholes running the show and they absolutely do not give a fuck about anyone but themselves, especially if the anyone is poor ordinary. The only way to solve the issue is to completely remove these entities from the equation and start making our own protections.

Coma speedrun

If the pilot episode had its way

It sure ain’t my university. Nobody wants to steal sandpaper so thin it rips before you even look at it

Definitely worth it

Sounds like what my almost 30 yo friends would say before an exceedingly serious conversation

There not real friends unless the next stop is the dispensary

It’s ribbed for her pleasure

Pretty sure he did it first

If you think I’m either left or right leaning from all this then you’ve completely missed the point

Perhaps once upon a time left and right simply represented two ideological extremes, but today that is not what it means. If you were to ask people on the street what the other side is, are they more likely to say “Oh that’s just my friends that happen to believe something different” or “Those evil fuckers are ruining the world and getting in my way”? In my experience, it’s overwhelming the later.

The question of who should be in power should exclusively be answered by the people as a collective whole regardless of personal opinions. It should never be answered by vaguely definable groups having a pissing match. If two siblings are fighting, you don’t lock em in a room and egg them on. You sit them down, tell them to apologize, and make them share the toys.

These labels might have a use in the field of sociology, but in the real world they only act as a wedge and an excuse to be mad at someone else. I’m not saying that they don’t exist because they very much do, only that need to stop existing if we ever want to learn to work together as a species.