My sister-in-law has them all throughout her house and I’m just like, “You know you have a teenage boy, right? You ready for that?”

Looks like Carpet Beetle larvae. Used to find them in my old house some mornings. They come out at night to eat crumbs and shit.

My rule has always been simple. It I’m in its house (outside), it’s not my business. If it’s in my house, I have to make a choice. That choice was always smash (I’m arachnophobic), but my daughter has led me down the paragon path and I now save more than half of all spiders inside of my house. Maybe more. I don’t get that many spiders in my house here in arid western Canada.

My hometown houses a state prison, and during the overcast nights of winter, the entire township would glow orange from the lights. You could walk through the woods without a light source and see everything that you needed to, bathed in an eerie but comforting glow. I totally feel you.

Lol, I know you deleted this comment (fair), but it still showed up in my inbox. But I get it. Everyone loves that film, so I’m in a very fringe minority here. It’s weird, too, because I love the post-apocalyptic genre, but I don’t know, man. I just really disliked Fury Road.

Conversely, I really enjoyed The Northman in the same way everyone else does Fury Road. I thought it was a really fun, over-the-top Viking rampage revenge film, with cool cinematography. But everyone hated it.

Mad Max: Fury Road. I thought that was dumbest, most caveman pleasing trash that has ever received that much acclaim. Truly, the entire movie is designed to make a caveman go, “OOhhhH!.. WwAaHh!.. FFIIRE!.. DwWoOah!.. HaHhh!.. OOhhhH! LaDy!!..HhaHh!.. MAD!!..WoOoHhh!”

I always screenshot a million things on my phone and then purge them all at once one day without even looking.

Old Long Johnson right there. Oh Don piano… 👑🌭😺

Reminder that you can achieve a free X Attack by taking away their iPad.

I’ve always purchased this specific brand and am afraid to dabble in any others. I’m living in Canada so I don’t know what the regulations are here, but the product is labeled as organic Echenacia extract and it seems to work well.

I used to suffer extreme man colds as well, but losing the weight and quitting smoking/vaping did absolute wonders. Now when I get a cold I just rotate Acetamenophen and a low dose of Ibuprofen if I really need it, and take Echenacia 3x daily as though it’s an antibiotic, despite wise internet sages needing to remind me every time that it’s a placebo effect or their fucking heads will explode. Fortunately for me it’s a placebo effect that yields excellent results, unlike the copious amounts of other alternatives I’ve entertained that didn’t do shit for me.

Immigration Canada: “Prove to us that your marriage is genuine. Prove that it wasn’t for immigration purposes.”

My wife and I: “You sure you want that?”

Immigration Canada: “Make with the proof.”

My wife and I: 400 pages, front and back, of Skype call logs/timestamps. A fucking literal ream of paper

It went from fun to just mean. They got really rich and grew big heads. Now they’re just nasty and arrogant. Even Christina dresses like a rich cunt who would run a child over with her car.

My brother finally got me into him like two months before he started going downhill. It was a shocking transition even for a new listener like me.

I swear “quietly” is the new “slams”.

What kind of bird, though? Like, we talking a chickadee? A northern flicker?

Make sure you cum on your ID first as tribute.

There was so much magic in this game. That soundtrack and overall atmosphere was incredible. I remember trying it in little bite-sized pieces at Toys R Us and the McDonald’s lobby and being really blown away.

I really enjoyed my Shepard and Liara romance during the Mass Effect trilogy, but I don’t think it’s particularly well executed in most other games.

You may… ♥️