back to pumping shit in the bay i see

magic smoke a bad bad sign, it’s the magic escaping

Call the bondulance

Except not like germany because American Exceptionalism

Don’t give a single fucking shit about anything but performative ideology.

I have very little time for the sort of oik that treats reality like something they view from an emperor’s box.

Last time i watched youtube unprotected it had a higher fcking ad frequency than television. And they were put in the stupidest places imaginable, making the video unwatchable. And i’m fucking genx, so i grew up way before the concept of avoiding ads.

There’s funding your product then there’s just being a piece of shit

Anyone who builds their own PC kit knows about the Blood Sacrifice

The ol’ master/ slave configuration again…

How can i explain to you that voting to put a woman in the white house makes you less likely to beat one

They can sleep with each other

A chest with a millipede motif

The answer you should give is “what the fuck are you on about?”

I have half a kilo of cinnamon.

Dreadful bastard of a person, definitely.

Well we can both agree that it crowd is third place, no?

• we are primates

• one already wrote shakespeare

I call false on the findings

How long did the startups last

Father ted over BB tho.

Few things have made me laugh as hard as that coked up vegas mummy snorting a box of omo and going on a rampage foaming bubbles everywhere

Looks more like a jim henson creation than scary