“What is my purpose?”

“You pass the butter.”

“Oh my god.”

Isn’t it weird that their job title is QA Engineer when their goal is to break stuff?

Mom: We have bat’leths at home

tapes together some butter knives and a wooden spoon

Depends. Are you a fan of honor?

The handle of my bat’leth is always sticky

You will be inseminated

Riker has always been pretty thirsty.

The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.

Never knew this before. Thank you!

Weird. I took a screen shot in Boost:

It also flips in Boost. I don’t think it’s a Sync specific thing.

Confused and hard? Been there.

Smell my feetment

Give me something good to eatment

Nigerian princes need my help.

This makes sense, since I am moist inside.

Right? “BuT tHeYre nOt ReAdy”

If you had Parkinson’s you could diddle so fast.

Just skeeting directly into my sinus. Arborial bukkake directly into my eyes.