Hey Willie!

Every time someone says unprecedented, add a pinch of cayenne.

I get mixed up on these two all the time!

You don’t have to say anything, just change the behavior around them. If you’re required to apologize, “I’m sorry. I’ll work on that.” should suffice

I feel so sad for that guy and his squirrel and raccoon friends.

I’m glad I’m female and would not want to be male. Sure, there’s extra shit to deal with biologically, socially, familial; but they have some shit too and i don’t want to trade. Some of its age, learning to be comfortable in your own skin, and having male and female friends that you can talk with about different topics. The grass is rarely greener.

Except for when you do.

“you’re opinion is garbage” vs “shoot her in the face”

I wish i could upvote that twice and then play it right after this…

https://youtu.be/qs35t2xFqdU?feature=shared

Stealing this

Better then muting - pause and then fast forward.

Excellent! I would have to keep a chart beside the door.

We hand it out - one chocolate and 2 non-chocolate. I do most of it because my husband lets them put their disgusting paws in the bowl and take handfuls.

ETA: you could put out a bowl with a little candy and reload it after each kid/group.

Me too! Disgusto!

!connectasong@lemmy.world

My knees hurt already. I can’t imagine living with constant aging forever until you’re just a crumpled pile on the ground and then it still goes on.

My coworker put up a sign that says, “I don’t have time to chat.”

We were in Cuba one year when they had the vote. I had never heard of it, but it was all over the news there so i thought it actually meant something.

You can bring them back in your luggage - limit is maybe 100 cigars or $1000 worth. Something like that.

Why do we need to know how many up or down votes a user has? Assholes usually make themselves known pretty quickly.