Buying shit tier stuff is gonna give your a shit tier experience. Have more discretion in your shopping, which could mean holding out for quite awhile, and you’ll eventually find a USB-C option.

Boating accident.

I don’t know about PPOs, but your HSA contributions should also be pretax.

New CAPCHA just dropped.

Thank you.

Original article is overwhelmingly whimsical and lacks hyperlinks for far too much of the body.

Anything less than a cooperative is a compromise.

• Frostpunk (epic)
• Citizen Sleeper (cozy and heartfelt)
• Wildermyth (cozy and heartfelt)
• Borderlands 2 (ambient and intense)
• Hotline Miami (ambient and intense)

“Marco, Arco…”

“Polo, Pilot.”

Arco is gonna be the name of my bike, if I ever finish building it, and I was thinking about setting it up with a Pi and some voice assistant integration (don’t ask me how. One thing at a time).

Pilot has some weird disassociative /existential fuckery involved in it.

What’s his business?

“Mascs, femmes, and they/thems.”

Can even give it the 'ol “good evening,” razzle dazzle. In my head I always have Bryan Cranston say it like when he narrated Asteroid City.

Well get ready to, 'cause I need you to go to the bar and ask a straight man if he fucks dudes, guys, or boiiiiis.

What’s up, fellow / you fuckin’ nerds?

My mum

Well she’d know how my transition is going.

My employer

Doesn’t seem professional for my employer to be looking at such things. Shame on them.

My kids

I don’t have kids but if they were underage then that’s a mail-ordered crate of ACME-brand Yikes bad ideas.

(I want to be clear that, even if I am a Dingus, I’m only one who is shitposting.)

Sounds like we just need a Share Your Nudes Week to help destigmatize a very ordinary part of modern life.

I do not get how people get blackmailed with their own nudes.

Like, who gives a shit? I see myself naked all the time. And now you have as well, blackmailer, so if anything I should be getting money from you.

I think that being able to wipe the tracker with a factory reset is a pretty big drawback for software-side, but —and I don’t think this is possible— if you could load it into the micro-SD and make that run the tracker, I (for some reason) see that being more robust or redundant.

I forget the thing has a micro-SD most of the time.

Good to know about the power draw. I think Airtags use a button cell already, so in the end it’s just stripping down the Airtag, finding space, and then 6 screws for routine service.

USB-A walked so USB-C could fly.

Yeah, obviously that sort of stuff wins by merit of practicality. I’m just wondering if there’s anyone who wants to go crazy with the idea for the fun of it.

It sounds like he cocked it before raising it, his thumb slipped off the hammer at the end of the action, and then —with his finger in the guard— he reflexively tightened his grip and discharged it.

Same thing can happen with semi-automatic pistols when you hit the slide release and all the weight slams forward: you accidentally pull the trigger to keep your grip, and then it discharges.