WadeTheWizard

Sucks
Whole
Ass,
Much
Poison

Please don’t use the money’s paw. It will almost definitely change the game system to FATAL, and I do not, under any circumstances, want to roll for Zaalbar’s anal circumference.

Teleporno does not deserve this slander

We need more villain-as-protagonist games. Tyranny giving you evil choices that were both meaningful, and reasonable, is so much better than the usual “I’m the hero, but I do enjoy kicking puppies on weekends” evil choices in most RPGs.

Father, you promised me flesh.

I was so sad to hear that they went extinct due to overphishing

…Regrettably, I have failed in my mission… But perhaps you can keep the joint lit… There is an old saying in my family… Thou who art stoned, art chosen… In thine exodus from the couch, maketh pilgrimage to the Ancient Kitchen… When thou openeth the The Fridge of Munchis, the fate of the Stoned thou shalt know… Well, now you know… And I can die with hope in my heart… Oh, one more thing… Here, take this… A bag of Funyuns, an Stoner favourite…

Bearded glasses guys need to get together and fight over the title of Most Average Bearded Glasses Guy. I am bald so I think I’m disqualified, or at least put in a different division.

Tyranny had a fun system where you could create custom spells based around combining a Core Sigil with Expression, Accent, and Enhancement Sigils to modify the spell’s behavior. So you could have a Fire core sigil, combined with an AoE expression, fast cooldown accent, and a bleed enhancement. Of course the spells have a cost attached to them so you couldn’t have your mages casting ridiculously powerful spells on rotation until you ran out of magic, but you could pop it off once or twice then fall back on weaker, faster spells. Unfortunately like with most flexible magic systems like this, mage characters are overpowered as hell, as long as you have your party tank camping a chokepoint.

I looked through a snake identification site and came up with this.
Northern ringneck snake