Repeal of the fainess doctrine has also had a major impact.

Capt’n Pugwash and Seaman Stains will both be out of jobs.

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying.

Said it before: no corporation except non-profits focusing on housing should own retail property.

Those things we consume also involve a lot of political pocket lining, to look the other way when they need to do bad shit.

Press both simultaneously, while twisting the joystick in a “C” motion, to launch a fireball.

Sustained: deat cat.

Awwww does someone need a hug?

Ohh you evil fucker

That’s my ringtone for when the wife calls my mobile!

You’re living up to your user name.

VR is great when playing Warthunder in aircraft, where you can easily track an opponents plane while maneuvering your aircraft after them.

For tank and naval battles - meh.

Dad was not lying on top of mum to squash her.

No matter how much 6yr old me was complaining after entering their room early one morning.

Arrgghh, fuck you Victoria! Now I need to blow my nose.

Was perfectly fine until you reminded me that I’m playing yo-yo with my snot.

Do you have candles burning on it?

Hook me up with your dealer, as it seems they have some pretty potent stuff.

Poor Italians are turning in their graves.

Wait until you hear about pineapple on pizza. Pineapple!

User name checks out for such a confused statement.

We were so poor, we use to get grandad around to decorate our Christmas tree by sneezing snot onto it.

“Bit more on this side, grandad!”