*vital aid

You don’t wanna get support that somehow kills you. :)

Wolverine to Beast: “Pfft, show off.”

board room filled with parasites

“Ssssss, the humanssss are coming for our jobssssss!”

Russia is doing what no other country could do - Westernizing Ukraine.

“Caribbean pirates are BACK on the menu, boys!”

And then pixelatedboat hears a conductorless orchestra for the first time…

grimaces and puts their hands on their hips

“…Not my fucking tempo.”

The Roku box was one of the good ones… about ten years ago. Though maybe this is just a TV thing. TIL Roku makes actual screens.

In the past few years especially, I’ve seen so many unshakable “good ones” go bad. Some, in the worst possible way.

A part of me thinks he knows what he’s doing.

“Starships that do not run on propane are WITHOUT HONOR!”

King of the House of Hill.

“Not this time.”

“Pure fiction!”

“It’s false.”

“This one was invented by a writer.”

Oil rig drillers?

Just in case Santa doesn’t have a Death Note; Minecraft.

“Well, who am I to judge?”

“If you see light at the end of a wormhole, it’s probably coffee.”

Caffination level: Janeway

Let’s call the book “Bermy”.

Santa’s Workshop is Mainland China.

This is why I love the movie Elf. It shows elves making brand-name toys and learning how to build current-gen graphics processors for electronics that get requested.

Weighted blankets are used for a number of health reasons.

People who have a lot of stress or struggle falling asleep at night benefit from them as well.

cups side of face in my hand

Say it ain’t so!