I got “harry potter and the rash on the way home”

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use…

I’m really hoping that’s in Fahrenheit

What’s Simon doing in a cat cafe?

My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying “I’m so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck”

Ex wife and ex Ian

It is if you’re also a woman

How are they going to stop someone bypassing it by just holding up a photo of someone older? Like cameras can’t tell the difference between 2d and 3d.

The article feels misleading tbh. It doesn’t say why they wouldn’t be able to find another supplier, even if the clay is a little bit different?

Love it

I imagine the tiling was a total pain in the ass to do, even to that standard

Ah that makes sense. No wonder I couldn’t find it, was looking for recreational drugs

What the heck is maid?

I’m imagining it’s the same house as the picture that was posted a few days ago https://feddit.uk/post/1558126

or Abnormal Dysfunction of Hardness and Duration?

I read 11 as erectile dysfunction and was like whaaaat

But I’m French?

I feel that Tanintino would benefit from a beard