Maybe I should ask OP who it is they’re saying is confidently incorrect? I originally thought that they were saying Oliver was incorrect, but your response makes me wonder if they meant the Trump campaign response was incorrect.

Basically, I just want clarification.

Can someone explain what part he’s incorrect about? (Since we’re in ConfidentlyIncorrect)

Sounds like an easy claim that they didn’t deliver the package.

And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.

You know what they say, “I before V, except after C”. (Or something like that.)

It’s adorable that you think that the average person has any idea how wattage relates to electricity usage. (Or even that the “w” in 8w is watts.)

If they expect you to commute to the office every day, then you clock in when you leave your house, and clock out when you get home (assuming you’re not stopping between to do personal errands).