The last great presidential candidate. The only once I’ve ever actually liked.

Hopefully more senators like AOC will come around that were motivated by Bernie and can take the party over.

They should have doubled down on the free lunch and tampon guy instead of celebrating their republican endorsements.

Spanish mathematician! Is this for real?

Don’t Trump call America a garbage can like a couple days before this guy made this joke? It seemed like just an extension of what Trump already said.

Dad: Hi dead, I’m dad🥸

A developer walks into a bar and orders one Budweiser’); DROP TABLE bartenders;

There’s an iPhone game that’s basically this (called Sisyphus). I got bored pretty quick though.

It feels torturous though. Like he’s just being greedy now instead of being tortured.

Meant to say less torturous.

It means they can shovel whatever bullshit they want without you realizing it is not an algorithm but a manual selection of videos.

WALL-E was depressingly prescient.

Wow, hurt people hurt people. Even Buffalo buffalo

Isn’t that the point? Allow anybody (including foreign crypto holders) to funnel money into the Trump family bank account with zero accountability?

I loved how the water was a part of the course, just like the track. It never changed no matter how many times you play it. My fastest times were based on knowing where the waves are going to be as I’m coming around a corner.

Lots of dipshit billionaires are at work here

Class action lawsuits are gonna be a mother fucker

Exactly. But the people I favor of billionaires don’t care.

Regulation is stripping freedom from people. We want freedom, we can’t regulate people.

I think that’s an argument.

Classic pessimist vs optimist argument. Pretty sure that one is a fallacy though.

Assume the worst in people and that’s what you’ll find.

I assume this person’s daughter is ok with the bumper sticker.