As I said to my Mom earlier today: White nazis? That’s no problem for them. Black nazis? That’s where they draw the line.

Them: Make America Great Again!

So, like the 1950s?

Them: Yeah!

When corporate tax rates and union membership were much higher?

Them: Not like that!

Ah but see, there’s juuuuust enough left for the execs to still get their bonuses, and we wouldn’t to deny them their bonuses lest they stop “creating jobs”. And they really needed more corporate tax cuts, so we can’t tell people not to vote against their own interests because then that’s not in the company’s interest.

tl;dr get fucked peasants

last line kinda fits with All Your Base

they will find out very quickly

If they were going to realize it, they would’ve realized it after the first Trump term (and 2020 especially). They’ll continue to eat up lies that blame whatever marginalized group they’re hating that day.

Habits, familiarity, convenience, complacency

With everything else, yeah, that tracks

Yeah, I probably should’ve put won in quotes, but I’d argue there’s still a small difference between running as the incumbent and the situation with Clinton. Not that it really fucking matters now.

So where do you think the lines would get drawn? West Coast and New England + New York are the obvious ones to do their own thing. Pennsylvania cuts off the DMV area from New York/New England, unless we go on a county level and excise just the area around Philly to keep the whole northeast Atlantic together.

Is Chicago just left as an island in the Midwest? The red staters certainly won’t want it, and without it Illinois basically is a red state. RIP to the other midwest and southern cities too.

Colorado and New Mexico together would be quite fucked being landlocked in a sea of red otherwise.

Congratulations to Hawaii on its regained independence I guess. Alaska would probably be offered up to Putin as a thank you gift from Trump.

Do you think all the red states stay together as a single entity? Texas is an obvious candidate to decide to fuck off on its own, possibly Florida as well. But would South Carolina really care all that much to stay tied to Montana, for example, or vice versa?

Though to be fair, Biden won the (practically uncontested) primaries in 2024 and probably would have gotten his shit stomped in just as hard

“Welcome to Amazon, I love you.”

Bold of you to assume I have my shit together enough to do any of this. Sounds nice though, and I wish you all the best.

So they voted to have their faces eaten

!nosafetysmokingfirst@sh.itjust.works

Personally I loved it from start to finish and everywhere between

So the PS2 is right around the corner again? Sweet!

Narrator: There was plenty more bullshit

Same except a lot of it works with guns. Boomstick go boom!