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Kind of a different scenario but reminds me of when a co-worker took sick days and almost immediately updated their profile picture of them being out-of-state. Left us baffled.

It’d be awesome if they can continue with that mindset but unfortunately I’m a skeptic.

Cat definitely believes it got the short end of the stick having to deal with me, but will accept trade out of sympathy.

So he too will handwash all of his wife’s clothes out of love and respect… right?

Beautiful. My eyes are pleased.

Mine’s definitely in the extremely stubborn category, but I just love him so much- assholery and all lol

Gag me ugh, need someone like him to empty out my genie pail. I would 100% take the butthole over that ammonia + methane bomb anyday.

You train? Your cat?? In this house, it’s more like my cat trains me😭 but yes, very relaxing. I’m sure my cat thinks I’m creepy as I love staring at him while he licks that one wet spot over and over again.

From this angle, I feel like the white car’s right rear (or front too?) wheel would hit the curb if a previous car tried parking like the middle car. Or maybe there is more space to white car’s left than it seems. But I’ll still vote ass.

Man that’s pretty disheartening. Guess I’ll just go to bed now.

One time I was in bed, when suddenly the smelliest cat butthole a foot away from my face just straight up assaulted my nose.

Now I’m so thankful whenever I hear that slep slep slep in the middle of the night, and I can sleep peacefully without dreaming of any cat buttholes.

True that. I still have the washable ones so I guess they’ll have to do for now.

Hm maybe I should’ve held off on giving away all my extra masks…

Damn, I didn’t even get to step 1. Props

You’ve unlocked a core memory for me. Think I was about 4~5 yo, we were on a family trip to a resort. I was sitting on a noodle bent in a U-shape in the pool and had waded towards the middle, still next to the wall though because I didn’t know how to swim. Although my mom always had me wear the life vest, this one time i didn’t as I thought the noodle was all I needed and also didn’t want to look like a baby in front of my older cousins.

Before I even realized, the noodle shot out from under my butt and I just silently sunk. None of that flailing and splashing that they do on TV happens. I also clearly recall just looking up at the super-close surface, gulping down mouthfuls of water in an attempt to breathe, thinking this was the end. And I think the worst part was feeling the wall with my hands but being unable to grab the ledge because it was too high (I was underwater, my arms were short, etc).

My uncle was sitting literally feets away from me, he said he was watching, it just looked like I was playing- bobbing my head in and out. Then he realized I wasn’t coming up and jumped in to save me. My parents almost quite literally threw me into ymca swim classes as soon as we got back home.

If I ever have kids, swim lessons will be a must.

That’s why I quit my job and just stare at my cats 24/7 now.

Dear Universe, please give us measly humans a break. Sincerely, an exhausted measly human.

Poseidon’s Kiss, premium edition

I was ready to type “no, I mean hacked by ill-intended people trying to steal my money and data” etcetc but… scratch that & touché (sad lol)

Is it weird that I’m partially relieved seeing this post? I found all these weird apps on my phone the other day and thought I had been hacked or something. whew…?