These puns are exhausting.

My wife is still on Mac OSX, but my son has embraced Mint. I’m a bit cheesed off that there aren’t (obviously) many kid friendly programming tutorial resources, other than maybe getting a sub to codeacademy. Other than that, all good.

Spectacles Testicles Wallet Watch.

And now I’m locked out of the house with no phone.

Brown… that may explain it?

My wife has brown hair, brown eyes and an olive skin complexion. I’m your typical scandi with reddish-blonde hair, blue eyes, skin that burns like paper. Our child has brown eyes, red hair and olive skin that actually tans. It’s bizarre.

Or:

$124,111,680,000 if you’re curious (24x365x2024x7000).

He would force everybody to be kind to animals and each other, eat raw vegetables, spend more time in the play park and participate in bushcraft activities. He would also ban chromebooks if his opinion of the school computers is anything to go by.

Yes I said raw vegetables. He’s a loveable anomaly.

Edit: almost forgot. We would have to spend slightly longer than is healthy, playing Minecraft.

How bizarre. When you edit a comment (in Voyager) it appears as a reply. Sorry for the spam.

Edit: I hereby pay tribute to thefartographer. One who may be good with maps, or the controlled capture of light, or perhaps merely their own miasma.

He would force everybody to be kind to animals and each other, eat raw vegetables, spend more time in the play park and participate in bushcraft activities. He would also ban chromebooks if his opinion of the school computers is anything to go by.

Yes I said raw vegetables. He’s a loveable anomaly.

These marketing types shouldn’t be allowed to call anything ‘indestructible’ until they’ve given it to my kid to play with for a week.

complex carnal carnival of carnivory

Beautiful.

This was my count, are we correct?

Same but without all the fancy words. 53.

So I herd.

Tsar right to know if he’s compromised.

Govt Communications Headquarters. One of the branches of military intelligence in the UK.

I heard (but haven’t actually checked because squirrel) GCHQ in the UK were actively recruiting ND people.

Is that a quote or did you think of that. If it was you, then if you’re not already writing prose, you bloody well should be.

He might also like some peanuts. Ours do.

That puzzled me too.

What a cracking summary! Thanks.