The same alarm clock I have used since 1985. Still works like new.

YO HO HO

The “wrong way” is the “right way” unless you feel like re-rolling the whole roll. God forbid you leave the lid up and they feed it to the toilet.

I think we could get good pay per view numbers on that.

We bill it as “Octogenarians in the Octagon”.

It was the supporting cast that even gave that movie a chance at being funny. Mathew Broderick, Rip Torn and Patrick Warburton did a lot of heavy lifting.

You do realize that T-Mobile bought Mint earlier this year.