Mayor Poopington

Sometimes I need food fast

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

I don’t think either of you will be able to smell each other because eating 2000 lbs of garlic will surely kill you.

Menards are stuck to methighs

They laugh, but you never know when you may need a deep cycle marine battery

Is anyone on fortnite old enough to vote?

I love this time of year, when all the seasonal stouts come out

Damn good beer

Not entirely true. A number of them are definitely spam, but there are many organizations that do text outreach and there is definitely a person at the other end. They will remove you from their lists if you reply with stop.

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

These organizations trade phone lists, kind of like what telemarketers do. Sometimes the lists can be outdated. Unfortunately replying “stop” to each one is the only way that’s going to slow it down.

Woah that’s not Jennifer Lawrence that’s a perfectly formed 256 man Macedonian phalanx

I don’t even buy avocado toast, I should be a billionaire by now

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

That show really knew how to kick you right in the emotions

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays