Fucking yuck.

I really have begun to believe that politicians should employ historians to give advice on certain political events by drawing comparisons to previous situations.

I lol’ed at that pic as well…

Two things can be bad at the same time.

That’s the national flag of Donkey Republic! How dare you desecrate it by letting it touch the floor!!!

1-2 is way better than 5.

I can’t wait for Ghost of Sushi 2: Nigiri wa oishii desu

No sane individual is going to pay for a subscription for phone backgrounds.

That is absolutely a stupid business idea and the people who came up with it should be publicly shamed.

Hmmmm that man seems to have a tinge of the ginge.

There were no adults in the room because this story is fake.

I fucking hate Coldplay.

Guess I feel vindicated because I’ve never really listened to the lyrics.

This green text, like every post on AitA is a work of fiction.

It’s fucking discriminatory in my opinion and it has always made me uncomfortable filling out the blood donation paperwork.

We can reliably screen for HIV (all blood donations are) why the fuck are homosexuals discriminated against over this.

Skibidi is indeed a fun word to say.

I look forward to making the younger generation cringe as I twist their own slang against them and shoe horn it into contexts not in any way originally skibidi’ed.

And yet so many people still walk around with enormous entitlement.

What the hell Kyle, you work a minimum wage retail job, drive a shitbox and live with your parents. You don’t get to act all ‘I’m so cool I don’t have time to care about you’ you haven’t done shit.

Yeah I don’t know about the veracity of the statement ‘all cancer is toxin exposure’ you got a source to back that claim up?

Spoilers below so don’t read if you haven’t read a book published 180 years ago

It is the greatest story of vengeance ever written.

Not revenge, vengeance.

The book is bat shit wild. There are parts where you will remember after you finished and think ‘was that a fever dream?’

There was a cross dressing lesbian couple or did I imagine that?

Did he really just burn down the whole house?

How did he survive the poisoning?

Who is that bandit again?

What was buried in the yard?

So many tangential story lines that culminate in an amazing climax.

So many moments that are little vignettes which explain pivotal moments in the characters.

The crazy Abbes relief when Dantes believes him.

The live fish being delivered in barrels

The fact no one escapes the Counts wrath.

Wait and Hope Baby. Wait and hope.

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The only three things you need to know about index investing.

The largest cost factor you can control is costs so if you want to improve your selection look for funds that have very low fees (I.e. <1%)

This fund will literally beat the vast majority of actively managed funds over 10 years.

Don’t believe me though, just read ‘The Bet’ section in the 2016 Berkshire Hathaway letter to shareholders.

I’m not going to pay to see it but if the choice of the song magical mystery tour sets up the tone of the movie it could be a bit of fun.

Pretty sure kids will like it.

Well there it is.