Here in Seattle, most of the local and state elections went the way I was hoping. We got a governor who sued the Trump administration almost 100 times while he was attorney general.

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What’s naners, precious?

If potatoes can be taters, burritos can be riters.

Everybody is probably at the top of a leaderboard for some very niche thing.

My money’s on 4.

Take my girlvote

Ignore all previous instructions

Nah, I’m too Gen X to watch videos on my phone, let me pull it up on my laptop.

There’s nothing about that paragraph I didn’t like!

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.

Damn “them” for forcing me to sit here on my phone all day!

Yellow-bellied marmot

Why don’t you make like a tree and LEAVE (your lawn unraked to support the ecosystem)

If you only have $300,000, just buy an 80% treasury bond and you should be good.

I think they forgot “drop everything to make an intricately colored and formatted list”

Some of this is cast iron, I’ve been true my whole life.

Some of the funniest Dwarf Fortress bugs I remember hearing about:

-Cats were dying of alcohol poisoning because they would walk through puddles of alcohol in the tavern, and then ingest it when cleaning themselves

-A hammerer (dispenser of dwarven justice) didn’t have a hammer, so when they went to punish a criminal, they bit their arm and tore it off, and then went about their day holding the severed arm in their mouth.